Saturday, November 14, 2009

With your mother

Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa - Vampire Weekend

Dear Mom and Dad:

College is really fun! Since I got here I've made lots of new friends. We've been kept very busy by our professors with homework. I've never written so many essays in my life! It's all good, though, because I do love my classes. The food is surprisingly good, too. The cafeteria is always making fresh, hot food. Spirits are high! Even the vampires can't keep us down.

Love,
Christopher



Dear Mom and Dad:

Thanks for your response, it was nice to here back from you. We just finished our midterms, and they were very hard. It was a good thing I studied hard for them. Only 2 of my friends have been bitten, so that's been fortunate. Still loving it here.

Love,
Christopher



Dear Mom and Dad:

I got in a scuffle the other day. I got cut, but I'm not sure if it was as bite. Not even sure if it was a vampire, so It's likely no big deal. Your Christmas present was amazing, the laptop was such a surprise! Anyway, nothing else really new over here.

Love you,
Christopher



Dear Mr. and Mrs. McTennant:

Your son Christopher was demonstrating strange behaviour. Upon examination, it was found Christopher had been affected by Violent Advanced Porphyria. We are sorry for your loss.

Regards,
St. Joseph's Boarding School

[The song is from Vampire Weekend's self titled debut, out on XL.]